he is a regular where i work. one time he told me that i was a “super fox with a rockin’ bod.” then he gave me a jalapeno cheddar baguette.
then there’s this: i am watching a commercial right now for the Perfect Fit Button, which is a button for your jeans when your pants just don’t quite fit anymore. it’s an informercial actually, and it’s 10 dollars. i bet there is something about buttons in the book of revelations.