February 2010
5 posts
ANTS ARE SPICY
i learned this yesterday. also i learned not to just eat opened candy bars just floating around my room.
DOGMA DREAMA
fuck punk rock/fuck new age/fuck acid/fuck vegan options/fuck snuggling/fuck dolphins/fuck art
what are you more offended by: those who defy your own ridiculous dogma or the fact that not everyone is you?
SUPER GROSS AND AWESOME
at ye olde laundrymat, i pulled my change out of what i thought was an empty paper bag only to find it also yielded a couple of used condoms which, of course, spilled dna onto the change and the top of my washer. there were civilians present.
January 2010
28 posts
SOMEDAY WE'RE ALL DEAD
Buying The Whore
You are the roast beef I have purchased and I stuff you with my very own onion. You are a boat I have rented by the hour and I steer you with my rage until you run aground. You are a glass that I have paid to shatter and I swallow the pieces down with my spit. You are the grate I warm my trembling hands on, searing the flesh until it’s nice and juicy. You stink like my...
IT HAPPENS
i was riding my bike to see two bands that i really, really love and i said to my boyfriend hey wouldn’t it be great if band one and band two played certain song of band two together? he was all yeah, it would. then at the show and band two was playing, band one gets on the stage and they start playing the certain song together. it was splendid.
if you’re wondering, band one is AU and...
HOLD IT CLOSE
MAKE DUCK HUNT A CHALLENGE
EAT KLONOPIN
JUST BE NICE YOU KNOW
ALSO DO MORE WHIPPETS
THEY WERE GREAT BOOTS OKAY
dear punk rock hippie shitdick,
i know you had to pencil in a few hours of a break between tattooing archaic symbols that mean nothing to you and also your drum circle to take time to go shopping at the bins, but it is not an excuse to be a complete dick. i’m sure you were just looking for some sweet shit to sell so you can afford tickets to burning man, but leave your fucking capitalist...
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WHO'D YOU RATHER FUCK?
charlie or holden caufield?
“NIETZSCHE’S
ANGEL FOOD CAKE.
by Rebecca Coffey
- - - -
1. Allow the angel...”
– nihilnoetia
do-not-go-gentle
libraryland
the best part is that through complete randomness, i actually had ms. coffey as a teacher in highschool. how about that.
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I MADE IT
after 23 years of being alive, i finally puked all over myself.
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QUESTIONS AND MAYBE SOME ANSWERS SOMEWHERE SOMEDAY
why do anarchists and other peace-seeking people so frequently utilize violent language in regard to their opposition? even the term “fight war, not wars” supposes that we need to “fight”—which is true to an extent, but to me it only reveals a hate for other people and their institutions. how do we create peace without fighting war?
one particular answer...
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A DREAM AND THEN DREAMING
riding in a wood powered stone car with my cousins holy crap gotta get to the airport gotta get off maui to rehearsal so tired tall pink marble room filled with you’re all a bunch of vagina bitches…
i’d like to teach a class about the theory of dreaming, my texts would include castaneda and mckenna maybe even some leguin, then for finals we would all drink passion flower and...
FOUND ON STREET
TUNES, BEVERAGES, DRUGS.
WHO'D YOU RATHER FUCK
henry miller or leonard cohen?
FUCK
RENT.
DUM.
NICE NAILS, MAN.
last night, i was smoking a cigarette in front of the alibi—after enjoying making a total njord of myself by chosing the worst possible song to sing for that particular crowd (p.s. hipsters have no clue who patty smith or them are which is dum)…
so i’m standing out front, under the tiki lamps and faux foliage, when a stumbler comes up to bum a cig from i. i say YES! probably a...
I JUST GOT A DIGITAL CAMERA
so i take a lot of pictures of myself lately. this one is the worst one:
MESS WITH PEOPLE’S MINDS.
HEY UNIVERSE GET OUT OF MY HEAD
biking home from a friend’s house, i saw this. this house was so decked out with lights, plus there was a giant glass case filled with figurines and shit. then i thought wow.
what a train wreck. PHOTO PUN.
SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING
seriously considering reading the book “eat, pray, love’ i know i’ll love it, but it might ruin my street cred. cred is short for “crescentials”, right.
some wisdom
“yawning is like your face is taking a poop”
“dogs are just moving towels”
NEW YEAR RESOLUTING
1. more sex toys. preferably one a month.
2. aquire sweet facial scar BY ACCIDENT
3. smoke more cigarettes
4. lurk more often
5. get an animorph tattoo
6. lose 15 pounds and get super depressed and gain 20 back
7. get a credit card
8. be naked on the internet more
December 2009
23 posts
COWBOY ACTOR, ROY BOB
he is a regular where i work. one time he told me that i was a “super fox with a rockin’ bod.” then he gave me a jalapeno cheddar baguette.
then there’s this: i am watching a commercial right now for the Perfect Fit Button, which is a button for your jeans when your pants just don’t quite fit anymore. it’s an informercial actually, and it’s 10 dollars. i...
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– Do you have doubts about life? Are you unsure if it is really worth the trouble? Look at the sky: that is for you. Look at each person’s face as you pass them on the street: those faces are for you. And the street itself, and the ground under the street, and the ball of fire underneath the ground:...
“Oh! I see my life clearly now […] a passionate, frantic search. […] I didn’t...”
– Simone de Beauvoir: The Coming of Age (translated by Patrick O’Brian) (via fuckyeahphilosophy)
RUMUNCE
i’d like to eat a blt and give/receive an hj. it probably won’t happen but one can dream right? once i saw a taco hula-hooping and i said to myself: hot damn, that is something i might not have ever seen for the rest of my life had i not seen it just now. (it was halloween.)
PLAY-DOH
“I was conscious that I knew nothing at all…” the truest mark of wisdom is admitting that yes, you know nothing when compared to the vast universe of things there are to know. Maybe I should spend less time talking to dead people.
STORMTROOPERS!?!
hi my name is miranda and i have a livejournal, a blogspot, a myspace, a facebook, and probably a pandora account somewhere flopping around…and now this here tumblr. BUT i don’t know javascript and i don’t have a youtube channel. so i feel like slightly less of an internet addict. there is nothing wrong with internetting a lot, there is such a thing as too much. believe me.
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OKAY OKAY
then he was watching cspan, then he balanced on top of a rocking horse reading aloud to the other customers. he was reading OG winnie the pooh. definitely not lying at all.
PICKY NO CHEESE EATERER
okay so i’m at work and this mother and son come in, at least i’ll assume mother and son. they’re taking forever to decide what to eat and i say hey lady we’ve got a kids menu with quesadillings and grilled cheezers etc and she goes oh he doesn’t like anything cheesy. weird things number one. weird is awesome by the way.
then i finally deliver their food and he is...