i learned this yesterday. also i learned not to just eat opened candy bars just floating around my room.
fuck punk rock/fuck new age/fuck acid/fuck vegan options/fuck snuggling/fuck dolphins/fuck art
what are you more offended by: those who defy your own ridiculous dogma or the fact that not everyone is you?
at ye olde laundrymat, i pulled my change out of what i thought was an empty paper bag only to find it also yielded a couple of used condoms which, of course, spilled dna onto the change and the top of my washer. there were civilians present.
Buying The Whore
You are the roast beef I have purchased
and I stuff you with my very own onion.
You are a boat I have rented by the hour
and I steer you with my rage until you run aground.
You are a glass that I have paid to shatter
and I swallow the pieces down with my spit.
You are the grate I warm my trembling hands on,
searing the flesh until it’s nice and juicy.
You stink like my Mama under your bra
and I vomit into your hand like a jackpot
its cold hard quarters.
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reblogged from steveisskinny and i likes it. it’s a dream i’ve had several times.
duchamp owns everything
I really wish that I had a spare $450 dollars to buy this
art history auto-reblog!
lulz on sherman owns herself.